May 2012
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Well I’ve been allowed to be funny for far too long tonight so I’m going to sleep
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I’m glad we’re friends :)
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entertainmentseven20 replied to your post: I’m cooler than your boyfriend so yeah have fun…
I’m in love with your brother in law
You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
No, your sister’s husband.
Michael? Michael!
No that’s your...
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Will Arnett is doing something in the kitchen. Amy Poehler asks him “What are you doing?” Will turns and says “I’ve made a huge milkshake.”
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entertainmentseven20 replied to your post: I’m cooler than your boyfriend so yeah have fun…
I’m in love with your brother in law
You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
No, your sister’s husband.
Michael? Michael!
No that’s your sister’s brother.
No, I’m my...
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entertainmentseven20 replied to your post: I’m cooler than your boyfriend so yeah have fun…
I’m in love with your brother in law
You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
No, your sister’s husband.
Michael? Michael!
No that’s your sister’s brother.
No, I’m my sister’s brother....
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entertainmentseven20 replied to your post: I’m cooler than your boyfriend so yeah have fun…
I’m in love with your brother in law
You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
No, your sister’s husband.
Michael? Michael!
entertainmentseven20 replied to your post: I’m cooler than your boyfriend so yeah have fun…
I’m in love with your brother in law
You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
I’m cooler than your boyfriend so yeah have fun with THAT thought
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
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edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi...
vaspim:
I want to start blogging in MLA format. Works Cited Vaspim, Chris B. “Vaspim Wants to Start Blogging in MLA Format.” Vaspim. http://vaspim.tumblr.com/, 29 May 2012. Web. 28 May 2012.
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greatjackwhiteshark:
Thinking about waffles
There are so many mix tapes that I haven’t mailed to people that I said I would. I need to get on that.
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Shaggy: This is tied with the scariest day of my life. Velma: Tied with what? Shaggy: Every freaking day of my life.
“Every freaking day of my life.”
zackisbored:
but in all seriousness
how do you chew off a mans face
police tell you to stop
get shot
keep chewing while getting shot
wtyfttfff
discipline
three6mafiafanclub:
i just squashed a bug. wiping my tears on my du-rag right now.
wherethefuckismegwhite:
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wherethefuckismegwhite replied to your post: I’m listening to My Chemical Romance instead of…
I was just going through their tag SOOOSOSOSOSOOO
What are we doing with our lives?
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wherethefuckismegwhite replied to your post: I’m listening to My Chemical Romance instead of…
I was just going through their tag SOOOSOSOSOSOOO
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wherethefuckismegwhite replied to your post: I’m listening to My Chemical Romance instead of…
I was just going through their tag SOOOSOSOSOSOOO
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I’m listening to My Chemical Romance instead of hanging out with you.
How does that feel?
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wherethefuckismegwhite replied to your post: wherethefuckismegwhite replied to your post: I…
hahahaha no
Good :)
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wherethefuckismegwhite replied to your post: I don’t respond well when people send me messages…
story of my life
mine too.
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I don’t respond well when people send me messages or texts where it’s just lyrics from a song be cause nine times out of ten it will be a song that I don’t know.
It will either sound like nonsense to me or like you’re hitting on me. In one particular incident I thought that a girl that I liked invited me to a slumber part in her basement. It turned out that it was a quote...
I might go swimming today.
RIP this weave
I’ve been painting and listening to The Pod F Tompkast since I woke up at 1:30 today and now my painting of this octopus with red sunglasses and lips is scary looking and demonic looking. I can’t look at it anymore.
stankubrick:
“So tired of Tim Burton working with Johnny and Helena” says the community up Wes Anderson’s ass
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One time I was at the Art museum in Chicago and I was drinking a bottle of water while looking at some famous art and a large black security woman said to me “Hey boy, you can’t drink that in here!” I tried to say I’m sorry but my mouth was full of water so when I opened my mouth it just went all over my chin and shirt. She took my water bottle.
fuck. it’s four am again
greatjackwhiteshark replied to your post: unless you’re masturbating to their pictures I…
Do you remember when tumblr fucked up and there were two Eric-lees? I think that’s the first post I remember reading from you
lol no! please explain. I am the only one. Ever. The other ones might as well be dead. if the even exist. which they don’t. i don’t know where I’m going with...
the only redheaded girl I know used to sit next to me in french class and twist my nipples. It hurt really bad but why didn’t we name it? I think I would have liked to have called it french twists
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unless you’re masturbating to their pictures I have no problem with people creepin on someone’s facebook
greatjackwhiteshark replied to your post: wait, I’ve had a dream where this happened. I…
My sister is asleep next to me and she just abruptly woke up and she was like “I was space dreaming” and I don’t even know what that means
Ask her if she was talking to the ebens in the zeta reticculi galaxy. Also, last night I dreamt about batman and I was all like “Oh it’s so cool that...
wait, I’ve had a dream where this happened.
I spend too much time on tumblr if I start future dreaming about it.
it’s taking me so long to type anything at the moment. I’m sooo tired
greatjackwhiteshark:
i think the thing that made the white stripes break up so sad was the fact that somebody on tumblr spread a rumor that the white stripes were announcing a new album soon
and then three days later
bam
“we’ve broken up and we’ll never put anything out together again”
the fact that the white stripes broke up also makes the white stripes breakup really sad
Literally the...
zackisbored asked: Yeah, I know for a fact there's one of those Improv Comedy Clubs where I live, but I don't think they offer any classes or anything. I'm sure there's something similar to Second City in Austin though. And if all else fails I'm moving to Chicago, signing up for Second City, moving in with you, and our life will be filmed and made into a new NBC sitcom.